Yes now that i have hijacked this blog i might just crash it into the world trade center...again but not before i monologue about my day.
Let's see...today i had my mother tongue paper 2 and i hope i did well for it. Yes i still have to take exams even though i am a terrorist. I have to do this because it helps to not be linguistically challenged when bombing foreign countries so you can effectively say 'shut up', 'die b****' and many other useful terrorist phrases in their language. After that i went home to iraq using a teleporter so i would arrive home within 20 minutes of my departure from my school in Singapore. I then hijacked this blog. I hope i will have much success in my SA1s uhh i mean my attempt to crash this blog into the world trade center.
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This comment has been hijacked as well. All access to this blog via any electronic means are suspended. If you cannot wait till the system is rectified by HA HA HAfiz, please call 1800-I-AM-GOING-TO-DIE and then press 1. If your call is not redirected automatically to 1800-OH-WAIT-I-AM-NOT, call 1800-SHAIK-IS-A-TERRORIST. For further enquires, call 1800-DUCK-ON-TRAIN. Please leave your message after the tone. *beep*
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